Post of the day

I have decided homework can go die in a hole.

I mean, I really try to do it.  But you get home and you are reaaaaaaalllyyyyy cold, so you make some hot chocolate and drink it. And then you decide, oh hey, I should put a fire in the fire place! But then the fire won't catch and you have to spend forever trying to get it going!

Next thing you know it's six o'clock and you haven't started your homework. Oh joy.
And now I'm hungry again.
Good thing i don't have a book report due!
Oh wait.
Even though I turned one in YESTERDAY I have one due in less than a week.
Teachers can go die in a hole.

True friends are proud of you when you actually start a project before the night before it's due.